- ENTERTAINMENT
- The Office stars say they were almost ‘poisoned’ to death while filming iconic scene
- Matthew McConaughey wants this one word removed from the dictionary
- She-Hulk trailer confirms return of this key Doctor Strange character
- Amber Heard could face perjury probe over not honouring .5m charity donation, experts claim
- Neil Patrick Harris apologises for graphic Amy Winehouse post about her death
- Johnny Depp's lawyers reveal poignant reason why actor refuses to look at Amber Heard in court
- Julia Fox says Amber Heard was not 'powerful enough' to abuse Johnny Depp - and people are divided
- Fans think this new film far surpasses Marvel's Multiverse of Madness
- Doctor Strange star jailed for 8 years over child sex offences
- ITV's The Chase star opens up on divorce from ex-wife who is his cousin
- Machine Gun Kelly fans spot key details to 'secret marriage' with Megan Fox
- Where will 2023's Eurovision be held if Ukraine can't host?
- Waterloo Road star opens up about secret 20-year battle with heroin addiction
- Danny Boyle shares plot of his scrapped Bond movie and his choice for next 007
- JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 294
- Johnny Depp’s fans are all saying the same thing about his lawyer
- J. Cole lives up to high-school promise and surprises fan at college graduation
- Zac Efron confirms he'd be up for doing High School Musical 4 with the original cast
- KSI loses over 2.8 million after cryptocurrency loses 97% of its value in 24 hours
- 'That's what you call a f***ing legend' - Liam Gallagher on Eric Cantona
- Johnny Depp's legal team says Amber Heard's bloody lip snap is fake
- The Departed fans have launched a campaign to fix the film's 'only cheesy moment'
- Doctor Strange 2 writer gives perfect response to fans’ calls for Tom Cruise to play Iron Man
- Podcaster Deborah James breaks tragic news to followers: 'No-one knows how long I've got left'
- Nick Cave’s son Jethro dies aged 31 seven years after son Arthur’s death
- Will Poulter would not recommend his Marvel diet to anyone calling it 'unhealthy'
- Dennis Waterman: Minder and New Tricks star dies aged 74
- Doctor Who: Sex Education star announced as new Time Lord
- Strictly winner to make TV history reading CBeebies bedtime story
- Jimmy Carr has audience member thrown out for calling him a 'C**t'
- Cobra Kai season five will be arriving earlier than you expected
- Hairy Bikers star Dave Myers reveals he has been diagnosed with cancer
- ITV weather presenter reveals all about nine-year coercive control hell
- Daniel Radcliffe's muscular transformation for 'Weird Al' biopic leaves fans divided
- Toddlers & Tiaras star Kailia Posey took her own life, says her heartbroken mother
- Fans react to sequel of Netflix's most controversial adult film
- Tim Westwood steps down from Capital Xtra radio show amid sexual misconduct allegations
- Fast & Furious 10 director steps down after just a week of filming
- Joe Rogan claims he gained two million subscribers amid attempts to remove his podcast from Spotify
- People spot key detail in resurfaced clip of Dakota Johnson looking at Johnny Depp's injured finger
- DJ Tim Westwood accused of multiple allegations of sexual misconduct, documentary set to reveal
- Never-before-seen footage released from Rust set of moments before and after Halyna Hutchins' death
- Viewers left reeling over Ricky Gervais' surprise cameo during Piers Morgan TalkTV launch
- YouTuber has license revoked after faking plane crash for clicks and likes
- Homophobic line has been cut from Spiderman on UK TV broadcast
- Trump thinks he can stop Putin from saying the word 'nuclear' ever again
- Miranda Hart speaks out on reports she's returning iconic show to screens after 7 years
- Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness to be banned in Saudi Arabia over LGBTQ+ character
- How Rockstar convinced Dr. Dre to appear in GTA V
- The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 291
- Laura Woods slams 'absolute donuts' for nonsense Twitter rumours
- Bill Murray ‘accused of inappropriate behaviour’ as production on Being Mortal film suspended
- Johnny Depp said he'd have sex with Amber Heard's burnt corpse
- American journalist killed by Russian forces in Ukraine, according to reports
- Joe Rogan is convinced The Hangover is the last great comedy because 'wokeness killed genre'
- Hailey Bieber taken to hospital with blood clot on brain
- Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have raised more than million for Ukraine in a week
- The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 285
- Man asks Jimmy Carr if he should stop dating his cousin - and his answer may surprise you
- Theme park mascot reveals the truly bizarre things that people do to them
- Man exposes Machine Gun Kelly for not being able to play the guitar
- Man exposes Machine Gun Kelly for not being able to play the guitar
- Live bat released during screening of The Batman
- Joe Rogan insists The Rock could get paid m from masturbating
- Come Outside star Lynda Baron dies aged 82
- Taron Egerton collapses on stage on opening night of new show
- Lee Mack's story about Sean Lock leaves National Comedy Awards viewers in tears
- Pete Davidson 'is going to space with Jeff Bezos' beating Kanye West
- Stephen King names the scariest horror scene of all time
- Cillian Murphy reveals why Peaky Blinder's Tommy rubs cigarette on lips before smoking it
- Robert Pattinson has hinted he'd do X-rated movies - on one condition
- Sadiq Khan takes swipe at Boris Johnson at NME Awards after being booed by angry crowd over tube strikes
- EA SPORTS to remove all Russian teams from FIFA 22
- Paul brothers made more PPV sales than any other boxer in 2021
- Wheel of Fortune viewers baffled by contestant’s failure to solve puzzle in 3 tries
- Top Boy fans left fuming after figuring out crucial plot in season four trailer
- Peaky Blinders fans fear the worst for Tommy's daughter after spotting crucial detail in script
- People are discovering Ukrainian President Zelensky voiced Paddington Bear
- Netflix viewers praising Ukrainian's after watching documentary about their long 'fight for freedom'
- GAMING
- Manchester City identify Kalvin Phillips as Fernandinho replacement
- Patrick Vieira addresses concerns over Kouyate's controversial Instagram post
- Rainbow-coloured 50p revealed by Royal Mint to mark 50th anniversary of Pride in UK
- Boris Johnson ended WFH because it was destroying newspaper sales, Dominic Cummings claims
- Cheikhou Kouyate criticised for backing Idrissa Gueye in rainbow numbers row
- Billy Sharp breaks silence after attack from Nottingham Forest fan during pitch invasion
- Russian gymnast who wore 'Z' symbol has been banned from the sport for a year
- Tory MP arrested on suspicion of rape and sexual assault offences over seven-year period
- Josh Cavallo hails Jake Daniels' bravery and says he is 'very proud'
- Coca-Cola announces change to its bottles to cut down on plastic waste
- Infertile men may be twice as likely to develop breast cancer, study suggests
- Rochdale dog attack: Boy killed in Milnrow named as Daniel John Twigg
- Amber Heard carried a make-up kit 'at all times' to cover bruises, court hears
- Owen Farrell, Manu Tuilagi and 10 uncapped players in England squad
- Ukraine declares 'combat mission' over in Mariupol amid mass evacuations
- Graduate sues University for £4m after 'slipping in puddle' at 2am
- Jamie Carragher says football has 'never been more certain what handball is'
- Black Mirror season six is already on its way to Netflix - and fans are losing it
- Sol Campbell emerges as surprise candidate for Championship job
- Elizabeth Olsen took a lie detector test to prove she 'never met' secret Marvel co-star
- Beergate: Were students who took Starmer curry photograph at a gathering themselves?
- Wagatha Christie: Coleen Rooney calls Rebekah Vardy's leaked texts read in court 'pure evil'
- NASA picture of Mars 'doorway' sparking bizarre conspiracy theories
- Man who died in cliff accident named as former footballer Mourad Lamrabatte
- Andreas Christensen refused to play in FA Cup final against Liverpool
- Doctor Who fans are losing it over the David Tennant and Catherine Tate announcement
- Erik ten Hag terminates contract with Ajax early to start work at Man United
- Conversations With Friends tackles sexuality the way Normal People tackled sex
- Eurovision producers reveal "irregular voting patterns" during Saturday night's final
- President Zelenskyy says Ukraine will host next Eurovision song contest after historic win
- Brits' hilarious reactions to UK taking second place as Ukraine wins Eurovision
- Philippe Coutinho 'accepts 70% wage cut' to complete Aston Villa move
- Romelu Lukaku appears to slam own agent amid Chelsea transfer talk claims
- Pep Guardiola tears into Dimitar Berbatov and Patrice Evra with Barcelona jibe
- Amir Khan announces his retirement from boxing at 35
- Chelsea stars set to pocket huge bonus if they end Liverpool's quadruple hopes
- The total lunar eclipse is back this weekend - here's how to see it
- Australian politician wants paedophiles to be chemically castrated
- Robert Lewandowski: Striker tells Bayern Munich he wants to leave
- Boy, 15, questioned by police over online racist abuse of Rhian Brewster
- Gogglebox star Andrew Bennett jailed for sex attack on teenage boy
- RugbyJOE Instagram ticket giveaway - Terms and conditions
- Hero passenger who landed plane with no training seen for first time
- 'Oh my good gosh, this is freakish!' - English rugby's next speed demon
- 'He's got an aura about him' - Big calls in Kyle Sinckler's 'Ultimate Pack'
- Tesco Mobile ads cause 'serious and widespread offence' following controversial campaign
- Thomas Tuchel claims Chelsea are the 'only club who are suffering in the moment'
- Dortmund CEO says they have to fight against clubs with 'oligarchs and Arab states behind them'
- Genius lettuce hack 'puts people to sleep in seconds' - and people swear by it
- Arsenal Women's boss wants his side to play against the men's under 16s team
- Journalists walk out of SFW awards over 'sexist and racist' jokes made on stage
- Northampton to lodge complaint over Scunthorpe's team selection for 7-0 drubbing
- Brace yourself, Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the universe in final research papers
- "I don't want you saying that" - Ellis Genge fires back after Leicester loss
- The FootballJOE Pub Quiz: Week 36
- Maro Itoje makes shootout suggestion after epic end to Munster v Toulouse
- Amber Heard once again claims Johnny Depp 'pushed Kate Moss down the stairs'
- Pep Guardiola bizarrely claims 'everyone in this country' supports Liverpool
- Jamie Carragher: City aren't 'big club' until they win Champions League
- Jamie Carragher slams 'idiot' Luke Ayling for 'disgusting' tackle vs Arsenal
- Illan Meslier makes shocking mistake to gift Arsenal the lead against Leeds
- Jake Paul calls out Canelo Alvarez again after shock defeat to Dmitry Bivol
- SNL: Watch Benedict Cumberbatch tackle the US abortion debate and Depp vs Heard
- Roy Keane's opinion of Paul Ince may change some Man United minds
- Monkeypox case confirmed in the UK as authorities issue urgent health warning
- 'We get to see where we're at against the best in Europe' - Steve Borthwick
- Woman discovers her charity shop purchase is from ancient Rome, and has been lost since WWII
- James Maddison hits back at fan who accused players of lack of effort
- Woman who secretly poked holes in partner’s condoms to get pregnant jailed
- First pig heart transplant patient may have died due to virus animal was carrying
- Allan Saint-Maximin claims controversial interview was 'taken out of context'
- Petition to get Johnny Depp back into Pirates of the Caribbean 6 surpasses 420k signatures
- Amber Heard says Johnny Depp thought she was sleeping with co-star Eddie Redmayne
- Scientists studying how often you should feed your dog surprised by own results
- Jose Mourinho burst into tears after guiding Roma to Europa Conference League final
- Declan Rice questions refereeing in West Ham defeat to Frankfurt
- Johnny Depp 'kicked, slapped and called Amber Heard a s**t on private plane - then passed out in the bathroom
- Unfair criticism of Jack Grealish ignores the essence of knockout football
- Roman Abramovich denies claims he's asking for his £1B loan to be repaid
- How Toni Kroos helped Carlo Ancelotti mastermind late comeback, from the bench
- Teen shot dead by boyfriend after being mistaken for a panther in prank gone wrong
- Baby P: Tracey Connelly set to be released from prison despite government challenge
- Piers Morgan ratings for new show completely bomb less than a week after boasting over launch
- Dad of tortured baby Tony Hudgell battered in prison with socks filled with tuna cans
- Bill Burr insists Johnny Depp is owed public apologies if Amber Heard loses trial
- Rapper Kidd Creole sentenced to 16 years in prison for stabbing homeless man to death
- Russian attack on Mariupol theatre killed around 600 civilians, new evidence suggests
- Amber Heard accuses Johnny Depp of hitting her in drug and drink-fuelled rages throughout their relationship
- Peter Drury's commentary after the final whistle of Real Madrid vs Man City was poetic
- Fans think Laporte should've been sent off for 'slapping' Luka Modrić
- Aaron Ramsdale defends celebrating Bruno Fernandes' missed penalty
- NASA allegedly shut down the Sun's live cam after strange black cube emerged
- Tory MP solves cost of living crisis - tells families to buy value brands
- Neil Parish resigns as an MP after admitting watching porn in the Commons
- Crypto firm endorsed by Premier League footballers ceases trading
- Liverpool weather early storm in Villarreal to reach Champions League final
- Get paid £30k to eat cheese as 'Chief snacking officer' and travel the world
- Severe covid can cause brain impacts equivalent to ageing 20 years, study finds
- Johnny Depp will finally make his big screen return after acting career took a massive hit
- Twitter's unreleased edit button finally revealed in hidden code
- Horror as elderly man pulled from body bag alive moments before he was due to be cremated in China
- Kylie Jenner gets absolutely rinsed over wedding dress, backwards cap, and veil Met Gala outfit
- Jesse Lingard's brother hits out at 'classless' Man Utd as farewell is denied
- US Supreme Court set to overturn nationwide legal right to abortion, leaked documents suggest
- Ronnie O'Sullivan wins the World Snooker Championship for a seventh time
- Riyad Mahrez requests for return of Twitter blue tick to Elon Musk
- Fast and Furious director quit because of 'late' and 'out of shape' Vin Diesel, claims producer
- Senegal fined by FIFA after Mohamed Salah laser beam incident
- Jordan Pickford pulls off save of the season against Chelsea in vital win
- Erling Haaland almost joined Man United instead of Dortmund, claims CEO
- Harry Maguire one of three Man United players linked with Barcelona swap deal
- Chris Kamara to leave Soccer Saturday and Sky Sports
- Early reactions call Top Gun: Maverick the 'perfect sequel' and 'best film of the year'
- Footage captures terrifying moment shark sends paddleboarder falling into water
- Boris Becker given prison sentence for hiding thousands of pounds worth of assets
- John Terry pledges to help fund Roman Abramovich banner
- Ralf Rangnick accepts role to become Austria manager
- Just half of British single guys change their bed sheets ‘every four months’
- Elon Musk's dramatic week continues as he sells almost bn worth of Tesla shares
- These male spiders catapult away to avoid being cannibalized after sex
- Roy Keane trolls Ronaldo critics with sarcastic joke about goal record
- German broadcasters 'attacked' by West Ham fans after Michail Antonio goal
- Roy Keane mocks Man Utd over their push to sign Antonio Rudiger
- Man United slapped with fine after fans threw objects at Diego Simeone
- Google sends message to all Chrome users following hacking chaos
- Jurgen Klopp signs contract extension with Liverpool until 2026
- Joe Rogan says annoying Mike Tyson is like 'head-butting a beehive'
- Football agent Mino Raiola dies aged 54
- Elon Musk now wants to buy Coca-Cola next and vows to 'put cocaine back in'
- Piers Morgan left hanging by Tyson Fury in awkward exchange
- Plane crash that killed 66 people caused by pilot smoking a cigarette, report claims
- Lionel Messi ranked above Benzema as best performing player in Europe
- You're Paul Pogba and it's time to choose your next club
- Katie Taylor speaks about Roy Keane phone call at her 'lowest moment'
- Mail on Sunday editor refuses to meet speaker over Rayner story - Raab says that's fine
- Karim Benzema shows why he deserves Ballon d'Or with outrageous penalty vs Man City
- Antonio Conte will demand PSG double his wages, among series of bold requests
- How NAC Breda fans derailed their club's City Football Group takeover
- Andy Murray says Naomi Osaka has 'to be able to tolerate' hecklers
- Man United 2022-23 home kit leaked online
- Former teammate says Harry Maguire is not at Man United captain 'level'
- 'Cold-blooded killer' stalking New York streets shooting random homeless people
- Quincy Promes suspected of involvement in drug trafficking
- Thai footballer sacked after elbowing opponent who required 24 stitches
- Activists storm home of Russian oligarch in west London
- Boxer's Leigh Wood-Michael Conlan fight prediction proven eerily accurate
- Rod Stewart spotted filling potholes in his local town as no one else can be bothered
- Yarmolenko breaks down in tears after goal 'for West Ham and Ukraine'
- Chelsea 'may be forced to travel to games on easyJET flights'
- Brits who welcome Ukrainian refugees into their homes will receive large monthly payment
- Sarah Everard: Protesters call for radical change to 'corrupt' police
- Johnny Sexton on what was said in post-match chat with Marcus Smith
- Gary Neville admits Man United were ‘not very good’ despite Ronaldo heroics
- Former PSG striker has leg amputated due to 'after-effects' of playing career
- Video shows hypebeast brawl in line to get latest Supreme x Burberry collab
- 'I basically take your head off with a swinging arm' - Dylan Hartley
- Roman Abramovich disqualified as Chelsea director
- Slavia Prague's Kudela drops appeal against ban for racially abusing Glen Kamara
- Canada sanctions Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich
- Erik ten Hag 'makes contact' with Man Utd players ahead of potential Old Trafford switch
- Ukraine: UK sanctions 386 Russian parliament members who backed Putin's invasion
- Batman fans are making this comparison between Paul Dano's Riddler and Heath Ledger's Joker
- Russia claims pregnant woman who gave birth after hospital bombing is a 'crisis' actor
- Remains of ancient ritual sacrifice victims found near 1,000-year-old mummy
- Guinea Pig sets Guinness World Record by completing 14 tricks in one minute
- Jamie Carragher urges Thomas Tuchel to leave Chelsea for Man United
- This Morning live show pulled from ITV after 'suspicious item' found
- West Ham and Eintracht Frankfurt fans violently clash in Seville
- Ants can sniff out cancer in humans, study shows
- Drunk man jailed for attacking another man with a seagull
- Furious PSG president Nasser Al-Khelaifi "removed" from referee room by security
- Pochettino on the brink after PSG's latest spectacular collapse
- John Terry's NFT collection plummets by 90 per cent in value
- 'Beers on the table, be yourself' - Dylan Hartley on how Eddie Jones got England winning again
- Ukraine strip Anatoliy Tymoshchuk of all awards for silence on Russian invasion
- HEALTH
- Electric shock to penis may cure premature ejaculation, study suggests
- PlayStation users are statistically the fittest gamers - and they claim they can do 30 pull ups in a minute
- Man turned to compost in eco-friendly funeral before being scattered across the ground
- Woman hospitalised after refusing to fart in front of boyfriend
- Woman wakes up with ‘shark hand’ after surgeons sew it inside her stomach following sepsis diagnosis
- CCTV footage shows horrifying moment man slams 20kg weight on gymgoer's head
- Health experts forced to advise people 'not to put fish cleaner in mouth, ear, or anus'
- Patient pronounced dead tells doctor he went and met the devil
- Weight-loss jab now available at Boots and Lloyds Pharmacy
- 'I get high to exercise': How cannabis became the gateway drug to fitness
- George Furbank on the biggest gym demon in the England's rugby squad
- Woman with 'world's biggest bum' reveals why men are afraid to date her
- Man left with chronic back pain after trying to suck own penis one too many times
- Daily paracetamol use increases heart attack risk, researchers warn
- All the ways sex is good for your skin
- The internet is losing it over Rebel Wilson's incredible weight loss
- Tom Stoltman: 'Getting a tweet from Rangers is a career high point'
- Powerlifter horrifically snaps her arm during 167kg squat
- Man awarded €40,000 in court because his job is so boring
- How Not Drinking For 28 Days Changes Your Body
- Elite runner pooed down leg 7 miles into marathon and completes run in personal best time
- IMPROVEMENT
- Secret sinkhole in China reveals ancient hidden forest with possible 'new species', scientist say
- Musa Yamak dead at 38: Unbeaten boxer suffers heart attack in ring and collapses
- Kylian Mbappe shirts temporarily removed from PSG and Nike stores
- US Soccer reaches historic equal pay agreement with men's and women's teams
- 'Blood rain' and lightning is set to sweep across the UK this week
- Detective spots key clues in Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's body language during trial
- Court shown private elevator moment between Amber Heard and James Franco
- Jordan Henderson admits he watches kids TV over Man City games
- Liverpool fans fuming after Southampton goal stands despite 'foul' in build-up
- Martin Skrtel retires from football due to health reasons
- UK drivers shocked over car park that fines people even if they don't park
- Italian media still clinging onto unlikely hope they will play at Qatar World Cup
- Antoine Dupont and Leinster stars on European Player of the Year shortlist
- UK’s Sam Ryder may have actually come third amid possible Eurovision voting scandal
- Megan Fox reveals she 'cut a hole in the crotch' of her jumpsuit to have sex with Machine Gun Kelly
- Heartbroken Paulo Dybala in floods of tears after final Juventus game
- N-Dubz reunite after 11 years and announce huge comeback tour with rumoured new single
- Kylian Mbappe agrees personal terms with Real Madrid, according to reports
- Blackpool's Jake Daniels publicly comes out as gay
- Johnny Depp smirks as court hears audio of Amber Heard call him 'Junkie Johnny'
- Eden Hazard tackle leaves Cadiz player with horrifying foot injury
- Boris Johnson slams Jurgen Klopp for defending Liverpool fans booing national anthem
- Erik ten Hag criticised after 'tone deaf' Mark Overmars comment
- McDonald's to exit Russia after more than 30 years in the country
- Pep Guardiola reveals what he said to Mark Noble during touching embrace
- Real Madrid unveil new home shirt featuring iconic retro numbers
- Ivan Toney and Rico Henry say families were racially abused at Everton
- Priti Patel permanently lifts restrictions on police stop and search powers
- Salomon Rondon sent off for Everton after horror challenge in Brentford defeat
- Pep Guardiola sets Southampton difficult task ahead of Liverpool clash
- Liverpool and Chelsea fans go viral after bizarre FA Cup final confrontation
- Lasagna-gate 2.0? Spurs missing four players vs Burnley due to sickness bug
- SNL mocks 'cuckoo' Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard trial - but fans are divided
- Former Australia cricketer Andrew Symonds dies after car crash, aged 46
- Why did Serbia sing about Meghan Markle at Eurovision 2022?
- FootballJOE Photoshop Challenge #8: Antonio Rüdiger tackle
- Cesc Fabregas opens up on 'worst year of his life' ahead of Monaco exit
- Arsenal can win the Premier League in next two years, Bacary Sagna claims
- Manchester United players 'pulled apart' during training fight
- Boris Johnson accused of 'playing politics' with kid's health as ban on BOGOF junk food deals delayed
- Scientists reveal the reason why it feels like time goes faster as you age
- Everyone is saying the same thing about Sergio Aguero's new statue
- Pregnant woman suing Travis Scott for death on unborn baby following Astroworld tragedy
- Chaos as social media star nearly burns kitchen down during online marathon
- World's first human dog bed is finally available for pet owners
- Deborah James celebrates as she hits £4m mark on cancer appeal - hours after being made a dame
- FootballJOE's Career Path Quiz: #6
- Local conservative club's wrestling 'death match' probed by police
- Snapchat forced to confirm new crying filter is not inspired by Amber Heard
- Sean Dyche breaks silence on Burnley sacking in first interview since departure
- Former world darts champion Ted Hankey jailed for sexual assault
- Spain set to offer three-day ‘menstrual leave’ for women every month
- Nice condemn own fans for 'despicable' chant about Emiliano Sala
- Guys looking for a 'quiet pint' shock pals as they ended up on 4am flight to Ibiza
- Hulk facing 12-match ban for kicking opponent in the genitals
- 'Reckless' Dan James sent off for horror tackle on Mateo Kovacic
- Jet2 is offering flights for as cheap as 2p just in time for the summer holidays
- FIFA investigate claims Ecuador star used false documents to play in World Cup qualifiers
- Gianni Infantino sensationally defends Qatar's human rights record...again
- This NSFW Latvia Eurovision entry has an opening lyric that has left people shocked
- Wagatha Christie: Peter Andre defends penis size after Rebekah Vardy's 'chipolata' comments she 'deeply regrets'
- Americans horrified as Prince Charles talks about cost-of-living crisis from golden throne
- 'Time traveller' says world is ending in a few months and deadly creatures will emerge from ground
- Jurgen Klopp gives reaction to Erling Haaland signing for Man City
- Ronald Araujo taken to hospital following nasty injury with Barcelona teammate
- Lyon player returns to Twitter to deny he was dropped for farting
- "I love it" - Trojans RFC and one of the most scenic places to play rugby
- Manchester City announce end of competitive football by signing free-scoring striker
- Lionel Messi unveiled as an ambassador for Saudi Arabia tourism
- Justin Bieber told he can be 'the next Jake Paul' after having 'secret boxing lessons
- Bizarre moment man ‘burgles home and stops to mow front garden’ before fleeing
- Penélope Cruz's words describing Johnny Depp go viral following actor's backlash during trial
- People are confused after spotting NSFW detail in BFG artwork
- Manchester United tweet about Ajax draw goes down predictably badly
- Jurgen Klopp laughs at Pep Guardiola's claim that everyone supports Liverpool
- Jesse Marsch's viral team-talk in German-English hybrid still makes for incredible viewing
- Jody Lukoki: Former Ajax player and DR Congo international dies aged 29
- Paul Pogba rejects Man City transfer for move abroad
- Confusion as woman appears to fart during viral clip of Depp-Heard trial
- Gang threatened to 'chop up' Tahith Chong at knifepoint during home raid
- Norwich investigating Brandon Williams over deleted Instagram post
- Micah Richards claims Man City need to become 'nasty' in order to win Champions League
- Man Utd stars set for 25 per cent wage cut after Brighton thrashing
- Drying clothes indoors can make you unwell, expert says, but there is a way around it for 79p
- Premier League's FFP investigation into Man City 'reaching final stage'
- Jurgen Klopp critical of Tottenham tactics after title blow
- Cristiano Ronaldo, Georgina Rodriguez announce baby daughter's name
- Influencer deported after taking naked picture next to sacred tree
- New nuclear disaster doc on Netflix scores 100% on Rotten Tomatoes
- Gary Lineker issues cryptic response to James Corden Match of the Day rumours
- Declan Rice responds after 'corruption' video goes viral
- 'Every dog has their day' - Ellis Genge relishing Tadhg Furlong battle
- Peter Shilton wants you to know he still hates Diego Maradona
- Paul Pogba reportedly open to joining Manchester City on a free transfer
- Crawley Town manager John Yems sacked after claims of racism towards his own players
- Amber Heard's week of harrowing testimony from cocaine cavity searches to claim she's acting on the stand
- Honeybees first non-human animals to differentiate between even and odd numbers
- McColl's collapses into administration putting 16,000 jobs at risk
- Gogglebox's Scarlett Moffatt rang Samaritans for help after feeling lost and lonely
- Why Chelsea will land huge cash windfall if Real Madrid beat Liverpool in Champions League final
- Woman explains how she suffers from ‘hourglass syndrome’. Yes, it is a real thing
- Johnny Depp's lawyers say Amber Heard has put on 'performance of a lifetime' in court
- Game Of Thrones prequel 'House of the Dragon' trailer finally released
- Jamie Carragher has last laugh at Micah Richards after Man City collapse
- Real Madrid punish Grealish misses as Man City implode in chaotic climax
- Mike Myers offers 'non-confirmed, confirmation confirmation' on Austin Powers 4
- Every footballer that has so far sold their soul to the world of NFTs
- Diego Maradona 'Hand of God' shirt sells for millions at auction
- Lionel Messi snubbed by Ligue 1 peers in Player of the Season awards
- Gogglebox sparks Ofcom complaints over X-rated scene between woman and a duck
- Croc identified as 'problem animal' and shot dead after attacking and biting woman's leg
- Madeleine McCann breakthrough hope as 'evidence linked to missing tot found in Christian Brueckner’s van
- Virgil van Dijk calls out Thierry Henry for ignoring his text
- NASA to send naked pictures of humans to space in hope of ‘attracting aliens’
- Chris Rock makes Will Smith joke moments after fan attacks Dave Chappelle during stand-up
- Dave Chappelle attacked on stage during Netflix stand-up show in LA
- Mo Salah reveals his preferred opponent in the Champions League final
- Liverpool fans mock Gary Neville for premature celebration of Villarreal goals
- Michael Owen claims Virgil Van Dijk is the best centre-back of all time
- Pep Guardiola left confused by bizarre question ahead of Real Madrid tie
- Man regrets buying cockatoo after it sings one heavy metal song repeatedly
- Mario Balotelli recalls shock at Agüero's first training session at Man City
- Former porn star wants Elon Musk to ban x-rated content from Twitter
- Save 50% on Doctor Strange 2 cinema tickets before opening night using this hack
- Veteran snake handler dies at rattlesnake festival after being bitten by rattlesnake
- Depp missed out on an £18m fee for Pirates of the Caribbean 6 over Heard claims, trial hears
- Four ways Boris Johnson absolutely humiliated himself in the Susanna Reid interview
- Juan Mata, Manchester United and what might have been
- Madeleine McCann: Parents appeal for answers on 15th anniversary of daughter's disappearance
- Roy Keane names his all-time Man United Premier League XI
- Engineers develop an enzyme that can break down plastic in hours not centuries
- Audi and Porsche to enter Formula One within next few years
- The FootballJOE Pub Quiz: Week 35
- More than half of Elon Musk’s Twitter followers appear to be fake
- UK will be 'plunged into sea' by radioactive tsunami missile strike, says Russian state TV
- Aaron Ramsdale trolls Rob Holding about 'new hairline' after goal vs West Ham
- Everton fan hides ball under his jumper during crucial win over Chelsea
- Richarlison throws lit flare into crowd during goal celebration
- Boxer races off stage to 'protect mother' in post-fight brawl
- Parents complain their kids can't sleep after Britain's Got Talent 'scariest act ever'
- Over half of voters would choose Keir Starmer over Boris Johnson, new poll shows
- Man United fans plan 73rd minute walkout in latest Glazer protest
- Jake Humphrey responds after backlash to 'tone deaf' Newcastle comment
- Football super agent Mino Raiola dies aged 54, family confirm
- Jake Humphrey criticised for 'tone deaf' dig at Newcastle ownership critics
- Council in England backs removal of Blackboy statue with links to slave trade
- People are being told to not cut their grass in May for a good cause
- Barnsley mascot 'arrested' just days after Championship relegation
- Exclusive: Inside the Facebook groups where driving instructors are making serious cash
- Elderly man hospitalised with 'significant injuries' after being attacked by squirrel
- Amber Heard once admitted to being behind poo in the bed, security guard says in court
- Fans point out crucial issue with James Corden leaving the Late Late Show
- Man United interim boss Ralf Rangnick considering Austria manager’s role
- Wanda Nara denies having affair with Mauro Icardi's ex-Inter teammate
- Ukraine: One British national killed and one missing, says foreign office
- Deutsche Bank whistleblower found dead in LA after being reported missing
- Football agent of Pogba and Haaland, Mino Raiola, dies aged 54, according to reports
- Liverpool set to open contract talks with Jurgen Klopp
- Petition to axe Amber Heard from Aquaman 2 has reached 2 Million signatures during trial
- Inter goalkeeper howler might have handed title to AC Milan
- Gogglebox fans have only just realised the Malones have another child
- Vivianne Miedema explains why she almost retired at 18
- Why Ederson was at fault for Vinicius Jr's goal against Manchester City
- Even Pep Guardiola was in awe of Vini Jr’s nutmeg on Fernandinho
- Russia warns it may target Britain if UK continues to help Ukraine
- Karim Benzema targeted by laser before panenka penalty against Man City
- Micah Richards almost spills pasta celebrating De Bruyne’s goal vs Real Madrid
- Real Madrid's Marcelo was left devastated after walking on Man City badge
- Johnny Depp declares he is a 'victim of domestic violence' as court hears new details
- Houston Rockets owner Tilman Fertitta considering Chelsea bid
- Old Trafford could be knocked down as Man Utd look to upgrade stadium
- Leonardo DiCaprio makes donation to Ukraine after incorrect reports published
- Saudi consortium make £2.7bn bid to buy Chelsea
- Lewis Hamilton announces he’s changing his name
- Football fans notice Dan Burn has a missing finger, this is apparently why
- Andy Serkis slams Priti Patel over Ukraine refugee crisis in powerful Bafta speech
- The west should not rule out assassinating Putin, says former British army chief
- Micah Richards unexpectedly thrust into co-commentary debut by audio issue
- Why Chelsea haven't removed Three and Hyundai logos from their shirts
- Naomi Osaka reduced to tears after being heckled by crowd
- Mila Kunis explains why she used to tell people she was Russian and not Ukrainian
- Ref explanation shows why Charlie Ewels was red-carded after 82 seconds
- Chelsea fans leave bad reviews for Three after shirt sponsor severed ties with club
- Ukraine claims Russia is plotting 'man-made disaster’ at Chernobyl as nuclear concerns grow
- Thomas Tuchel would welcome 'message for peace' on Chelsea shirts
- People are debating the proper name for chopping boards and we've never been more confused
- Liverpool's Mo Salah contract renewal talks stall over wage demands
- Chelsea have bank account temporarily suspended by Barclays
- Chef tells customers angry about dogs in pub - 'go elsewhere, they will be treated like royalty'
- Absent dad makes his last child support payment with 80,000 pennies
- Doctors call for schools to ditch meat and milk for vegan meals
- Sarah Everard: Met Police breached the rights of vigil organisers, court rules
- Brits to be asked to welcome Ukrainian refugees into their homes
- Anonymous hacks Russia's media censorship agency and leaks 364,000 documents
- Massive two-and-half foot owl 'tried to eat' British jogger
- Scientists can now read the emotions of pigs
- Scientist finally crack mystery of if sharks can sleep
- Father shoots dead 'seven-day-old baby girl because he wanted a boy'
- Mum eats three of her daughter's weed cookies - and what happens next is so chaotic
- UK finally makes visa process more accessible for Ukrainian refugees following backlash
- French rapper 'leaks WhatsApp message' from Benzema before PSG heroics
- Roman Abramovich sanctioned by UK government
- Snooker player apologises for drunk arrival at Turkish Masters
- Jose Mourinho latest excuse could be his most pathetic yet
- "They photo-shopped my face off, and put Rory Best's on!" - Dylan Hartley
- British ghost hunters take 'clearest ever' photo of spirit
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- Johnny Depp reacts after Amber Heard’s lawyer impersonates his voice in court
- Awkward moment Piers Morgan is a called a c**t by a guest on his own talk show
- Martin Lewis forced to apologise for calling Ofgem 'f***ing disgrace' in explosive rant about energy prices
- Ghost whisperer reveals the five signs your house is haunted
- Man calls police to report truck that he nicked has been stolen again
- Pirates of the Caribbean creators are not ruling out Johnny Depp's comeback despite trial
- Women only showers once a week but says husband doesn't care
- Parents sue their son and daughter-in-law for 0,000 for not having children
- Asteroid five times the size of Big Ben heading in Earth's direction, NASA says
- Thousands warned over new Russian-registered profile pic app harvesting personal data
- TV presenter says she was 'fired' after making x-rated onesie joke
- Online passwords should be completely scrapped to stop hackers, says cyber expert
- Dad reveals all about the moment his penis fell off - and how he replaced it with a bigger one
- Kelsey Parker recalls final 'romantic' moments with Tom Parker
- Samsung jogging advert faces backlash for 'not representing truth for women'
- McDonald's new UK menu revealed - six items added from today
- Megan Fox drinks Machine Gun Kelly's blood
- Man who married hologram says they're now not talking
- Amber Heard reacts as doctor hired by Johnny Depp shares her personality disorders diagnosis in court
- Young people in the UK and Ireland offered £10 return flights to Australia from next month
- Eurostar will soon offer dozens of extra destinations across Europe
- Warnings over massive passport delays causing millions of ruined summer holidays this year
- Twitter tells staff in emergency meeting that jobs are safe for six months until Elon Musk takes over
- Horror as couple electrocuted to death doing dangerous wood burning Tiktok trend
- Johnny Depp says he believed Amber Heard was having affair with James Franco
- Twitter set to accept Elon Musk's offer to buy company, reports suggest
- Twitter could agree sale to Elon Musk this week in dramatic turnaround
- 'Anti-feminist' wants to be treated like '1950s housewife' and 'cringes' if she sees a woman buy a drink
- Bride removes 'in sickness' from vows because she hates looking after ill people
- 'Proud housewife' Paris Fury says it's her 'duty' to be look after Tyson and 6 kids
- Jurors urged to be given 'more support' while hearing 'harrowing' Logan Mwangi murder case
- Elon Musk's leaked texts show him turn down work with Bill Gates over Tesla drama
- Maddie McCann's parents release statement after formal suspect named over disappearance
- Elon Musk promises to get rid of one group of Twitter users
- Here's why you tend to overthink at night and how to fix it
- UK patient suffers covid for 505 days in longest case ever recorded
- Elon Musk casually challenges Vladimir Putin to single combat
- As Ukrainians run for their lives - Russian influencers sob after country bans Instagram
- Woman pushed so hard while giving birth that her eye ‘popped out’
- Brazen couple caught having roadside sex in Google Street View photos
- Samuel L. Jackson shocked to discover he's not the actor with the highest movie swear count
- Martin Lewis really wants people to do these three things before April's energy surge
- Man given genetically modified pig heart in world-first operation dies
- Brits on holiday warned over Spanish 'bird poo' scam
- Man born with rare condition forced to pick between his face or voice
- Covid brain can cause brain to shrink, new study finds
- Ukrainian grandma who downed a Russian drone with a 'jar of tomatoes' has zero regrets
- 21-year-old woman shares what it's like living in an old people's home
- Crochet babies are a thing, and they are here to give you nightmares
- Kanye writes poem about divorce: 'You're a vegetable'
- Microsoft "suspending all sales" of products and services in Russia
- Stalker 'lived in attic and came out at night to film OnlyFans model'
- 'Sugar dating' boss, 51, waives right to divorce fiancée, 21, as he's so in love
- The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 284
- Russia uses famous kid in bizarre new attempt to lie to its own people
- The internet is losing it over this man's massive hands
- Trump's 'impenetrable' bn border wall breached 3,272 times
- Woman shocks internet with her huge baby bump - and she's only expecting one child
- Airbnb host ‘took 2,000 videos and pictures of couples having sex’
- Poisonous spiders discovered eating bats in the UK for the first time
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- US hospital charged woman for crying during consultation
- Ukrainian man dug himself out of grave where Russian forces buried him with brothers
- Joe Rogan rants about news story that never existed and is mercilessly mocked for it
- Michael Fabricant slammed for 'grotesque' remark making 'light' of Tory MP accused of rape
- Huge drug smuggling tunnel with rail system discovered under US-Mexican border
- Amber Heard denies assaulting ex-girlfriend in tense exchange with Johnny Depp's lawyer
- Fake Instagram posts Coleen Rooney used to 'sting' Rebekah Vardy revealed in Wagatha Christie trial
- Jeremy Clarkson is scared people will turn to cannibalism as food shortages sweep the world
- Amber Heard: '"I survived. I survived that man and I’m here'
- Wagatha Christie: Jamie Vardy says 'Wayne is talking nonsense' about telling his wife to 'calm down'
- Amber Heard says her sister taught Johnny Depp to snort cocaine with a tampon
- Elon Musk says we can't let humankind end in 'adult diapers'
- CNN journalist breaks down during live broadcast reporting Buffalo massacre shooting
- Amber Heard admits she didn't honour promised .5m donation to civil liberties group with m from Depp divorce
- Amber Heard 'fought really hard' to appear in 'Aquaman 2' despite pared down role
- Amber Heard's lawyer becomes annoyed as Johnny Depp's team interrupts her testimony multiple times
- Hilarious moment pilot is forced to climb into cockpit through window after 'getting locked out'
- Royal fans in stitches after spotting Queen's 'savage' reaction to Alan Titchmarsh's tribute
- Heartbreak as three-year-old boy dies of wounds after suspected dog attack
- Margaret Thatcher statue egged hours after being unveiled to public
- Ukraine wins Eurovision song contest as UK comes in second
- Britney Spears makes heartbreaking announcement she lost her 'miracle baby'
- Boris Johnson says working from home doesn't work
- Deborah James shares emotional message after being made a dame as cancer appeal hits £5.8m
- UK weather: Brits could enjoy hottest day of the year today, says Met Office
- Monkeypox: Two more people diagnosed in the UK
- Couple live on cruise ships full time because it's cheaper than paying a mortgage
- Elon Musk says Biden only won the 2020 US election because people 'wanted less drama'
- Shocking scenes as Israeli forces beat crowds carrying the casket of killed journalist Shireen Abu Akleh
- Bakery sends Amber Heard a severed finger cake and vodka bottle - and it does not go down well
- Elon Musk suddenly puts Twitter takeover on 'temporary hold'
- Scientist 'astonished' with breakthrough as Moon soil grows plants for the first time
- Lip readers supposedly analyse what Johnny Depp’s lawyer told him as they celebrated in court
- Woman leaves tattoo shop in garage mid-inking after being fat-shamed
- Fan spends K to attend Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial
- Canadian MP apologises for logging onto digital sessions from toilet stall
- Calling men bald is now sex harassment, judge rules
- Joe Rogan is convinced Johnny Depp can save Disney's future with this one step
- Wagatha Christie trial: Emotional Peter Andre says he's been 'mocked for 15 years' over Rebekah Vardy penis comment
- Met hands out over 100 Downing Street Partygate fines
- Michael Gove: Bizarre interview shows he only cares about himself, body language expert says
- Mysterious 'Road to Atlantis' spotted in unexplored part of ocean, say scientists
- Bizarre scenes as Turkish flight did not take off after passengers received spooky plane crash pics
- Passenger with no flying experience lands plane after pilot becomes incapacitated
- Climate activists hoping to 'strike fear' into drivers won't stop - even if they cause accidents
- Man dramatically dies of heart attack while burying girlfriend in garden
- Rapper Wiley being hunted by police after he failed to show up at court
- Mike Tyson will not be charged for plane assault on 'over excited' fan
- Deborah James says she's scared of dying as fundraiser hits £2.5m
- UK ticket-holder scoops £184m EuroMillions jackpot to become biggest ever winner
- Al Jazeera journalist shot dead by Israeli forces during raid in West Bank, says outlet
- Elon Musk says he would allow Donald Trump back on Twitter after 'foolish' ban
- Wagatha Christie trial: Pregnant Rebekah Vardy 'told baby should be incinerated' after Coleen Rooney's post
- Mum admits to killing eight-year-old twins boys and 12-year-old daughter with 'teenage son's' help
- Video shows Johnny Depp’s lawyers rejoicing as Amber Heard mentions Kate Moss story
- LBC's Nick Ferrari tries to convince caller that he's a person of colour because he is white
- Dad legally banned from seeing his kids over nappy fetish
- Alabama prison officer dead after fleeing with inmate
- Queen pulls out of State Opening of Parliament
- Ukraine's hero mine-sniffing dog Patron awarded medal by Zelensky for war service
- Keir Starmer to resign as Labour leader if curry night broke lockdown rules
- Four million Brits advised to check passports today over summer holiday warning
- Gogglebox's Mary faces calls to be removed from show over Boris Johnson comments
- Russian ambassador left red-faced after being attacked with paint by crowd shouting ‘fascist’
- Amber Heard's legal team slams claim she's giving the 'performance of her life' during trial
- Doctor planning world's first womb transplant to allow trans woman to have a baby
- Morrisons beats Asda in battle for control of McColl's
- Elon Musk claims he's being threatened by Russia over supplying internet to Ukrainians
- Beergate: Labour denies Keir Starmer broke lockdown rules after memo leaked
- Jennifer Grey shares opinion on ex-fiancé Johnny Depp’s case against Amber Heard
- Taliban Leader orders women to wear all-covering burqa
- Kevin Samuels dead: Controversial YouTuber's mother confirms his death aged 56
- Worker killed after getting trapped in bread machine just days after woman died in similar accident
- Labour furious "terrible banter" curry night causing police investigation
- Beergate: Police to investigate Sir Keir Starmer over allegations he broke lockdown rules
- Amber Heard breaks down as she claims Johnny Depp sexually assaulted her with a bottle
- Scottish Tories spent thousands on adverts targeting English voters
- Brits set to see the hottest day of the year today
- Amber Heard tells court she thought Johnny Depp was going to kill her as trial shown photos of injuries
- English local elections 2022: Conservative councillors blame Boris Johnson for election losses
- Paul McCartney plays video of friend Johnny Depp at Seattle concert
- Holidaymakers terrified as Virgin Atlantic plane forced to turn back because of 'untrained pilot'
- Amber Heard claims Johnny Depp ripped her underwear and did ‘cavity search’ looking for cocaine
- Footage of two male dolphins getting 'sexually aroused' with anaconda in mouths confuses researchers
- A trans-rights culture war is overshadowing the Scottish independence debate
- IPSO rejects all complaints about Angela Rayner Mail article after more than 6000 objections
- Dave Chappelle attacker charged with assault with a deadly weapon
- Neil Parish resigns as an MP after admitting watching porn in the Commons
- Men and boys among alleged rape victims of Russian soldiers in Ukraine
- Man who kicked kitten into sea faces 10 years in prison
- Man proposes in queue at packed McDonald’s and gets brutally rejected
- Dave Chappelle video captures exact moment he is attacked on stage
- Johnny Depp forced Amber Heard to perform oral sex on him when he was angry, court hears
- Toddlers and Tiaras star Kailia Posey dies aged 16
- Heartwarming video shows nurse's first dance at wedding after losing legs to Russian landmine
- Queen hit by security breach after intruder 'spends night' in Windsor barracks
- Brits can expect a summer of heatwaves as Met Office confirms scorching weather
- Madeleine McCann: Primary suspect claims he has an alibi despite phone tracking data
- Ukrainian military admits 'Ghost of Kyiv' pilot isn't real
- Met Office confirms scorching nine-day heatwave set to hit 20C
- Amber Heard petition reaches 3m signatures as she sacks PR team
- People think Mark Zuckerberg's wax figure looks more human than him
- Ninth Russian general killed in Ukraine, according to reports
- Rats listen to 'Happy Birthday' song for three weeks, for science
- Naga Munchetty accidentally tells BBC Breakfast viewers Boris Johnson spent 'night in prison'
- Tory MP Neil Parish resigns amid porn 'moment of madness'
- Tory MP Neil Parish reportedly set to quit 'within hours' after allegedly watching porn in Commons
- Katie Kenyon: Body found in search for missing Burnley woman
- Putin set to 'declare all-out war' on Ukraine within days
- Tory MP Neil Parish claims he may have opened porn by mistake in Commons
- Schoolboy set on fire by bully with petrol soaked tennis ball 'scarred for life'
- NAMED: Tory MP caught watching pornography in the House of Commons
- Scientist warn that climate change will drive new transmission of 4,000 viruses between mammals by 2070
- Tesco defends Clubcard scheme after shoppers call price difference 'ridiculous'
- You can now get a tattoo and avoid regrets with new 'made-to-fade' ink
- Outrage as report concludes 'Black children are over-policed in schools'
- The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 292
- Microwave tries to ‘murder’ man after he gave it PTSD
- Johnny Depp shares doodle with lawyer in court during Amber Heard trial
- Russia are using 'militarised dolphins to guard Black Sea naval base' from Ukraine
- Mum forced to stab family dog to death as it mauls one-year-old daughter
- Putin warns countries intervening in Ukraine of 'lightning fast' response
- Labour MP should be banned from Parliamentary Estate following bullying allegations, report concludes
- Amber Heard dated Elon Musk while trying to reconcile with Johnny Depp, former agent claims
- Alec Baldwin’s heartbreaking reaction after learning Halyna Hutchins died shown in police video
- Johnny Depp cracks up as receptionist testifies about Amber Heard's claims
- Johnny Depp versus Amber Heard: Faeces, threesomes, necrophilia, Marilyn Manson and a lot of drugs
- Johnny Depp’s island manager says actor passed out in front of his upset kids after drinking
- Tory frontbencher caught watching porn in commons while sitting next to female minister, report claims
- Government acted unlawfully by failing to protect care home residents, High Court rules
- Man City fan loses job and gets three-year ban for throwing pie at away fans
- Tim Westwood: Accuser ‘froze’ as he ‘removed condom with his face on it’
- Former Oasis guitarist Bonehead diagnosed with tonsil cancer
- Lifeboats sent to P&O ferry with 'mechanical issues' in Irish sea
- Johnny Depp appears to chuckle after Amber Heard's lawyer objects to his own question
- Bermondsey stabbings: All four victims named as suspect under arrest in hospital
- US state urged to ban bible for being too 'woke'
- Ministers drop plans to turn back Channel migrant boats a week before court challenge
- Make extra bank holiday for Queen's Platinum Jubilee permanent, PM urged
- Boris Johnson may not take in Ukrainian refugee due to ‘unique circumstances’
- Video shows how many seconds it takes to be arrested for protest in Russia
- Homes Under The Hammer star takes dramatic journey to Poland to deliver supplies to Ukrainian refugees
- Under-25s set to be banned from buying cigarettes in England
- Man calls 911 to test 'fake meth' he bought after not getting 'expected sensation'
- People are saying Russell Brand is the UK's Joe Rogan after his latest comments
- Pete Davidson taunts Kanye with 'I'm in bed with your wife' comment in fiery leaked text exchange
- Harry Potter fans react to Emma Watson's subtle dig at J. K. Rowling
- Cage fighter launched brutal hammer attack on thief who tried to raid his home
- 21 Ukrainian children with cancer arrive in UK for 'life-saving' treatment
- Pregnant woman pictured being rescued from bombed Mariupol hospital dies with baby
- Ukraine-Russia talks have made 'substantial progress' and agreement between two sides may be possible 'soon'
- Saudi Arabia executes 81 people in a day in largest mass execution
- Nine killed after Russia strikes Ukrainian base near Poland as Moscow expands offensive
- Michael Gove mistakingly says 300,000 visas given to Ukrainians
- Sarah Everard: Protesters call for radical change to 'corrupt' police
- Chris Watts' mistress reveals last text she ever received from him before being found guilty of murdering his family
- WWE star Big E suffers horrific broken neck injury during Smackdown
- 11-year-old boy who travelled 750 miles alone fleeing Ukraine finally reunites with family
- Mayor of Melitopol abducted by Russian forces
- Is a new Omicron variant causing a new covid wave, and does anybody care?
- Mates crowd fund to buy island and start own country
- Chilling moment triple-killer walks 5-months-pregnant victim to her death
- Fleeing Ukrainian woman carries large elderly dog 10 miles across border on her shoulders
- Driver who led police on 35-mile chase only had Legoland 'licence'
- Russia claims pregnant woman who gave birth after hospital bombing is a 'crisis' actor
- Facebook to allow content calling for violence against Russians and Putin's death
- Jussie Smollett jailed for 150 days after lying to police about staged hate crime
- Russia says claims it bombed maternity hospital is fake news - dismisses 'pathetic outcry'
- Refugee crisis: 'Why must I live like an animal, while Ukrainians get help to England?'
- Prehistoric squid named after Joe Biden is weird, really old 'primitive vampire' with 10 arms
- Elon Musk and Grimes secretly welcome second child - and of course, it's got an unusual name
- Greggs warns of sausage roll price hike as Ukraine war hits costs
- Prince William called out for 'tone deaf' and 'racist' comments about Ukraine invasion
- Roman Abramovich: How will sanctions affect Chelsea?
- Heart-stopping video shows Ukrainians disabling bomb with bare hands and water bottle
- 'One of the world's deadliest snipers' flies into Ukraine after answering Zelenskyy's plea
- Russia confirms using thermobaric 'vacuum bomb' weapon in Ukraine, says UK
- Three killed including child after Russia bombed hospital while women gave birth
- After 200 failed attempts, America finally looks set to make lynching a hate crime
- Children buried under rubble as Russian airstrike wipes out hospital
- McDonald’s no-fry zone leads to massive queues at Moscow drive-thru
- Sign language interpreter swears after owl poops on his face mid-news conference
- Baby mauled to death by husky after owners 'took it to woods for sled-racing'
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- Sheffield United's Oli McBurnie appears to stamp on fan who invaded pitch
- Jamie Carragher labels Boris Johnson a 'charlatan' after Rangers Europa League video
- Thomas Tuchel reveals Andreas Christensen has pulled out of several matches this season
- Nottingham Forest could be forced to play behind closed doors following Billy Sharp attack
- Erik ten Hag identifies first Man United transfer target ahead of rebuild
- Alfredo Morelos spotted rallying Rangers fans ahead of Europa League final
- Rhodri Giggs accuses Gary Neville of hypocrisy over Salford sacking
- Brice Samba's perfect penalty shoot-out plan revealed on goalkeeper's water bottle
- Jack Robinson involved in altercation with Nottingham Forest fan after play-off defeat
- Man arrested after Sheffield United's Billy Sharp attacked by Nottingham Forest fan
- Sheffield United manager sparks chaos in Forest clash after aggressive move on Djed Spence
- Jamie Carragher makes bold claim about James Ward-Prowse's free-kick record
- Gary Neville reveals Man United ignored advice to sign Joao Cancelo
- No, Trivago did not accidentally confirm Todd Boehly's Chelsea takeover
- Wagatha Christie: Wayne Rooney reveals he HAD to tell Jamie Vardy to get his wife to 'calm down'
- Sean O'Brien hoping for Barbarians call and final game at Twickenham
- Luton boss calls Huddersfield fans a disgrace for taunting players
- Granit Xhaka rips into Arsenal teammates in brutally honest interview
- Government ministers fear sale of Chelsea could 'fall apart'
- Liverpool fans were right to boo the national anthem
- Idrissa Gueye missed PSG match after 'refusing' to wear rainbow shirt
- The FootballJOE Pub Quiz: Week 37
- Zlatan Ibrahimovic smashed window of AC Milan bus while greeting fans
- Jesse Lingard's Mark Noble tribute angers Man United fans
- Man who died in cliff accident recognised as ex-professional footballer
- Goalkeeper finally makes debut for Livingston, six years after joining
- Jarrad Branthwaite sent off for Everton in crucial fixture vs Brentford
- Burnley fan appears to perform Nazi salute towards Tottenham fans
- Burnley's Phil Bardsley in heated tunnel exchange after controversial Spurs penalty
- Tottenham awarded controversial penalty against Burnley in crucial Premier League clash
- Antonio Rudiger denies he's leaving Chelsea because of sanctions
- Amnesty say Newcastle's Saudi shirt 'clear evidence' of sportswashing
- Jurgen Klopp admits he 'feels for' Chelsea after second cup final loss this season
- Confusion as Liverpool fans appear to boo Abide With Me before FA Cup final
- Celtic pitch invader spectacularly floored by steward during live interview
- Leaked photos show Cristiano Ronaldo wearing new Man Utd kits
- Bolton fan reveals how he sneaked into fateful Stoke match and pretended to be club official
- Why Chelsea have chosen to wear yellow kit in FA Cup final vs Liverpool
- Manchester City fined for 'improper behaviour' at Atletico Madrid
- Jamie Carragher admits Sadio Mane tweet from 2016 'hasn't aged well'
- Pep Guardiola tears into Dimitar Berbatov and Patrice Evra with Barcelona jibe
- Gerard Pique recalls reunion with 'scary' Roy Keane
- Mikel Arteta trolled with Snapchat filter after North London Derby loss
- Antonio Conte fires back at 'complaining' Mikel Arteta after North London Derby
- Newcastle United to wear Saudi colours on away kit next season
- Sunderland fan books flights via Spain for play-off final, because it's cheaper than the train
- Rob Holding sent off for idiotic elbow on Heung-min Son in north London derby
- Arsenal fans left fuming as Spurs take lead through 'soft' penalty
- Erling Haaland: Man City contract contains huge release clause
- Raphinha left fuming after Leeds fan refuses to give ball back to Marcos Alonso
- Alphonso Davies' new rap song receives less than impressive reviews
- Spurs troll Arsenal with 'ready in January' jibe ahead of north London derby
- World Cup hotels in Qatar 'refusing to admit LGBTQ+ guests'
- Michael Carrick could be set to take first full-time managerial job
- Alejandro Garnacho's family moved to tears by Man Utd kid's crucial goal
- Liam Cooper launches foul mouthed rant at Sky camera before Chelsea clash
- Chelsea to unveil £20m-a-year sponsorship deal with cryptocurrency group
- Diego Costa could be set for move to Birmingham City
- Chelsea decided against Erling Haaland transfer after scouts ‘raised concerns'
- Watford accused of 'deceit' after poaching Forest Green Rovers manager
- Wagatha Christie trial: Rebekah Vardy admits she tried to leak Danny Drinkwater story to tabloid
- Wagatha Chrisite: Rebekah Vardy denies leaking Riyad Mahrez message
- Jamie Carragher hilariously denied from seeing Steven Gerrard in tunnel at Villa Park
- Chris Ashton on his post-match apology to Ireland star James Lowe
- Pep Guardiola hits back at Patrice Evra for 'no personality' claim
- Steven Gerrard gives brutal response when told Jon Moss is retiring
- Mark Noble finally gets long-awaited England call-up... for Soccer Aid
- Liverpool could be without Fabinho for crucial spell after injury at Villa
- FIFA and EA Sports to end video game partnership after almost three decades
- Jesse Marsch to use historical figures in desperate attempt to save Leeds from drop
- Ronaldinho set to take lucky fans on tour of Paris ahead of Champions League final
- Lyon demoted player to reserve squad for 'farting and laughing about it'
- Rio Ferdinand apologises to Jose Mourinho after 2019 quote proved right
- Richard Keys claims Chelsea will target Maguire, Kane and Rice
- Brandon Williams denies reports Norwich City are investigating him
- Ivan Toney trolls Leeds after old footage emerges of Thomas Frank chant
- Norwich will not take action against Brandon Williams for deleted Instagram post
- Bristol Rovers' five minutes of fame are over as non-league side score 19 goals to win title
- Pep Guardiola apologises to reporter for how difficult supporting Man Utd must be
- Rugby player dies after jumping off bridge just hours after playing game
- Tottenham Supporters' Trust condemn 'sign on' chants at Anfield
- Erling Haaland's move to Manchester City is a 'done deal'
- Carragher and Richards in heated debate about Pogba to Man City rumours
- Boy, 13, dies after collapsing at football match in Nottinghamshire
- Cristiano Ronaldo holds secret meeting with Sir Alex Ferguson over Man Utd future
- Tyson Fury tears into Man United after dismal Brighton defeat
- Roy Keane's opinion of Paul Ince may change some Man United minds
- Reading goalkeeping howler allows Luton to score hilarious goal
- Ex-referee Mark Clattenburg calls for 60-minute matches with stop-clock
- Jurgen Klopp slams UEFA over Champions League final ticket allocation
- Ralf Rangnick defends decision not to hand Jesse Lingard Old Trafford send-off
- Footage emerges of Declan Rice confronting referee in tunnel after Frankfurt defeat
- The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 293
- West Ham: David Moyes sent off after appearing to kick ball at ball boy
- 'Liability' Aaron Cresswell hammered for red card mistake in Europa League semi-final
- Boca Juniors accused of 'giving gifts to referees' before Copa Libertadores match
- Kylian Mbappé reportedly agrees contract extension with PSG
- Arsene Wenger criticises Jack Grealish after Man City’s Champions League exit
- Who is Alejandro Garnacho? Man United youngster tipped for big things
- Sarina Wiegman: Euros are an opportunity to show just how good we are
- Crawley players allegedly segregated in changing room on racial grounds
- The FA rubbish rumours of scrapping 'Three Lions' for Qatar World Cup
- Real Madrid v Man City: Pep Guardiola tries to explain collapse
- Jack Grealish deletes old Madrid tweet after Man City Bernabeu nightmare
- Wolfsburg bizarrely troll Manchester City after Champions League collapse
- Real Madrid accused of inadvertently motivating Liverpool with t-shirts
- West Ham fan taken to hospital following Eintracht ultras attack in Frankfurt pub
- Heung-min Son deletes third ever tweet after fan backlash just a day after joining Twitter
- Man City fans prank Stefan Savić with Jack Grealish photo during stadium tour
- Santi Mina sentenced to four years in jail for sexual abuse
- Toni Kroos reveals he nearly signed for David Moyes' Man United in 2014
- Villarreal goalkeeper's at fault for two goals as Liverpool reach Champions League final
- FA refuse to publish independent report as David Elleray steps down from role
- Chelsea sale suffers blow amid fears of Abramovich will renege on loan promise
- Heineken launch new campaign to help tackle gender bias in football
- David Brooks confirms he is now cancer free in emotional statement
- Lazio release statement to hit back at Jose Mourinho comments
- Leicester's King Power Stadium set to hold this year's Community Shield
- Ronnie O'Sullivan breaks down talking about what Judd Trump said to him
- Man United fans walk out of Old Trafford as part of fan protests
- Gianni Infantino’s astonishing response to Qatar migrant workers question
- Carragher compares Ten Hag's job at Man United to Klopp's at Liverpool
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- Walter Mazzarri sacked by Cagliari, but has contract extended
- Gary Neville defends Salford City spending following backlash
- Claressa Shields addresses a potential Katie Taylor super fight
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- Bury FC confirm they have come out of administration after fan-owned takeover
- Cristiano Ronaldo linked with sensational return to Real Madrid
- Man United could pay Anthony Martial to never play for them again
- Everton fans set fireworks off outside Chelsea team hotel ahead of crucial clash
- Conor McGregor and Jake Paul involved in heated Twitter exchange after Katie Taylor fight
- Katie Taylor comes back from the brink to beat Amanda Serrano in fight of the year
- Jack Grealish sees funny side as Leeds fans shower him with paper
- Bolton player Dion Charles scores with long-range block tackle
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