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We go again
It’s been a while since we did one of these – eight(!) whole months, in fact. But when we saw Jurgen Klopp casting his eye over Everton’s warmup at Anfield on Sunday afternoon, we just couldn’t let the opportunity for a FootballJOE Photoshop Challengeβ’ pass us by.
The brief was simple enough. Take one still image of Jurgen Klopp, use your imaginations and (sometimes very basic) photo editing skills and show us what you can do. That was it.
As always, you didn’t let us down. Here are some of the highlights, though given the sheer number of replies we’ve had, we recommend you take a bit more time and look at the rest of the replies to the tweet below.
Jurgen Klopp casting a keen eye over the Everton warmup seems like the perfect opportunity to bring back the Photoshop Challenge.
Use your imagination and literally *any* photo editing skills you have to make him stare at something else.
Show us what you’ve got in the repliesπ pic.twitter.com/rE31jcxq3c
β FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) April 25, 2022
If you’re here for more of a summary, keep reading. Some make zero sense but that’s fine. You won’t be disappointed.
Here are some of our favourites:
Klopp in the chippy
β Steel E. Dan (@irnbrute_) April 25, 2022
Klopp as a smooth criminal
β Sam Play (@Sam_Play_) April 25, 2022
Family Fortunes
β flatback4 (@flatb4ck) April 25, 2022
Klopp watching… err, some people lying down in the back of a car
β cheeses of nazereth (@Cheeses0fNaz) April 25, 2022
The inevitable: kicking Everton when they’re (nearly) down
β Adam Gleadow (@_AdamskiG_) April 25, 2022
β Liam Hejsak (@HiamLejsak) April 25, 2022
Klopp as The Beatles
β π―ππ π΅ πΏππππ (@itsdantowns) April 25, 2022
Klopp gatecrashes Downing Street party work meeting
β Mr P (@01Pwr) April 25, 2022
Klopp vs Lampard, Mortal Kombat edition
β Niall Maguire (@ShooterMaguire) April 25, 2022
Klopp in Fast and Furious 237
It’s what the series needs right now. pic.twitter.com/gxGrVEmUmB
β tys (@TyHamilton24) April 25, 2022
“We’re just men… Innocent men”
“We’re just innocent men!” pic.twitter.com/7oCA7fDgQN
β Mince VcMahon (@Kev_McGurk) April 25, 2022
A tap-in for Specsavers
β Specsavers (@Specsavers) April 25, 2022
Klopp at Tiananmen Square
β Andy#7 (@Beckhxm_7) April 25, 2022
Klopp in the Guard of Honour
β MarkJ (@Mark_J69) April 25, 2022
O Captain! My Captain!
β Ronano LeTucci (@ilduce16) April 25, 2022
Klopp and Putin
β Nick Simons (@NICKJSIMONS) April 25, 2022
Nope. No idea
β cheeses of nazereth (@Cheeses0fNaz) April 25, 2022
Again. Don’t forget to look at the rest of the replies. Well done everyone. Very, very well done.
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